Hello

memewhore:

thememedaddy:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

massivelimestonecube:
today’s the day
happy assorted cheese day

xdreamydaddyx:

Girls who use 🥺 emoji want to get their pussy slapped.

lockcreens:

• like or reblog if you save 💕

policygal:

meladoodle:
meladoodle:
meladoodle:
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

pinkmoondoll9shihtzu:

baby seal spotted. at the creek #thecreek

voluptuarian:

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer’s at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he’s Immediately like
The professional disgust, I’m living